http://www.safetinspector.com Main Blog Mon, 17 Nov 2008 17:23:05 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Dear Maja, Getting an appointment isn’t so hard for me. What’s a pain is that they double and triple-book the doctors so you get to spend quite a bit of time thumbing through old copies of Hightlights magazine on the way toward actualizing your insurance options.     Sincerely, SafeTinspector Dear Davecat, Dipping children in ... http://www.safetinspector.com/index.php/2008/11/letters-to-my-friends/     Despite all the talk, voter fraud didn't apparently affect the election much.     If every voter registered by ACORN were actually dead, and every single shambling corpse cast its vote for Obama simply because his name was easier for decomposing mouths to utter than the tongue-sound rich "McCain", there would still ... http://www.safetinspector.com/index.php/2008/11/acorn-zombies/ [caption id="attachment_644" align="alignleft" width="231" caption="Obama Beta 1"][/caption] If history doesn't exactly repeat itself, certainly it can be purchased as a commentary laden box-set. Possibly from Amazon. Either way, recent election results can be seen as the precursor to the greatest story ever told: Jack Bauer rescuing a cougar from his rampaging daughter. While ... http://www.safetinspector.com/index.php/2008/11/now-waiting-for-season-one-of-24-to-begin/ And much like when Herbie Hancock signed the Declaration of Independence on this day during the War of 1812, I shall scrawl my florid signature across whatever papers the state provides me with on this most blesses of holy days. In the USA, where we take the days off of work ... http://www.safetinspector.com/index.php/2008/11/voting-day/     In the last month I've had not one, but two rounds of a toddler disease known colloquially as "Hand, Foot and Mouth Disease". Not to be confused with "Hoof-and-Mouth", a fatal bovine illness to which I am immune due to not technically being a cow or horse at this time. ... http://www.safetinspector.com/index.php/2008/10/hand-foot-and-mouth/     She continually asks to see Jews, which is pretty strange since she hasn't been to any comparative religion courses and we've yet to discuss the various monotheistic cults humanity has developed.     The first time it happened, I scribbled a Star of David on the blackboard in the kitchen, pointed at ... http://www.safetinspector.com/index.php/2008/09/riley-wants-jews/ Here is a list of animals I wish I could have as pets. 1 - Llama     Llamas have the prettiest eyes of any quadruped, bar-none. No one can deny this. Plus they have lips like fingers and therefore can play the banjo if properly trained and so inclined.     Lastly, their poop is a ... http://www.safetinspector.com/index.php/2008/09/my-animal-picks/     Thanks, Arthbard! No more messy newspaper for me. http://www.safetinspector.com/index.php/2008/09/it-worked-for-me/     SafeTinspector is getting a slow facelift.     It will look a bit more familiar to long-time readers, as I'm drawing the Midnight Rainforest theme closer to the SafeTinspector modified Thisaway theme I used in my blogspot days.     Please bear with me if there's any wierdness in the meantime. http://www.safetinspector.com/index.php/2008/08/changes-2/ Walt Disney World and Orlando For Dummies - Because it's vitally important to know whether you should get on Mr. Toad's Wild Ride first or wait until you've already done Pirates of the Caribbean. Entertaining for Dummies - This may not actually be the subject of the book. It may just ... http://www.safetinspector.com/index.php/2008/08/return-of-dumb-idiot-books/