Archive for the ‘random’ Category
Vampires: The New Sexy
Posted on December 5, 2009
Twilight is pretty much the hottest thing out, right now. The first two films in the series have been breaking box office records, and your esteemed blogger Arthbard has just been given a special sneak preview of the third movie.
I know! I was as surprised as anyone!
Anyway, in this film Bella has a brand new vampire love interest who I predict is going to be even more popular than the Edward Cullen character of the previous films.
The movie is still several months away from release, but I’m pleased to be able to show you this trailer, which is presented in comic format for some reason.
Just go with it!
SafeTfit
Posted on November 28, 2009
![]() Before- 230lbs (104kg) |
![]() After- 170lbs (77kg) |
SafeTinspector’s Bullet Points of Fact and Braggarty*
The reality is that I’ve got no secret. Many years ago Opus, a cyborg penguin sent to the year 1984 to kill a boy named Milo, attempted to lose weight through various complicated gimmicks and fads before finally exclaiming in exasperation, “there’s got to be some other way!” I lost my sixty pounds by eating less and exercising. I went from a 38” (96cm) waistline to a 32” (81cm) waistline, XL shirts to M shirts, L underpants to S underpants. Yes, I tricked myself; which turns out to be the closest thing I have to a secret. Instead of trusting in my flaccid willpower to succeed, I treated my future self as the faithless jerk he’ll inevitably turn out to be and worked hard to reduce his temptations while making it as inconvenient as possible for him to cheat. I’ll give you some examples, details, and eventually we’ll get to physical exercise in the posts you’ll find here in the near future, I’m almost certain. |
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* The property by which an item is equivalent to a boast simply by existing in parallel with observed reality.
** dead man Atkins, I’m looking at YOU.
Modifications Entered
Posted on November 21, 2009
| I still haven’t figured out the speed problem I’ve been having here. I turned off widgets, plugins, rebuild the underlying databases, but no luck. I changed the theme (you might’ve noticed the awful new look) and that seemed to help a little bit, but not enough. I’ve a sneaking suspicion that I’ll have to export the mess and import it into a fresh install in order to get satisfaction. Off to bed, and thanks for stopping by. Please fill out the guest information card on your way out and see Judy to get your parking validated.
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Speed problem resolved?
Posted on November 1, 2009
I haven’t been very regular with my postings for the last few months, and therefore when I noticed the site had grown slow, I put off investigating it.
Tonight I first upgraded to the latest version of WP and then took a closer look.
I found that SafeTserver had an outdated DNS nameserver defined and Akismet was timing out attempting to communicate with its web site.
Problem now solved, my site returns to its former glorious ignominy; carry on.
A Public Service Announcement
Posted on October 11, 2009
Police are warning about a new threat to our safety.
A new criminal walks our streets, threatening our way of life.
A criminal who invades our very homes.
For the past several months, this mysterious offender, known only as “The Bread Molester,” has been breaking into houses in order to stroke, grope, and otherwise fondle your bread.
Police sketch artists have issued this image based on witness descriptions:

Police are advising everyone to examine their bread carefully. You may have been a victim of the Bread Molester if your bread exhibits any of the following syptoms:
- Traces of saliva
- Penis-shaped holes
- A mysterious white sauce of unknown origins
If you or anyone you know suspects that your bread has been molested, please:
- Notify the police
- Store the bread in a cool, dry place
and, above all else,
- DO NOT EAT THE BREAD
Please! Warn your friends!
Spread the Word!
Protect your bread!
Only with your help can we ever hope to end the menace of
THE BREAD MOLESTER!






