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Back to the Old Nas-T

    This, the Nas-Tinspector Mk.I, is back.
    AS you might remember, the only reason I switched to Nas-T Mk.II was due to the heartless predations of a firmware upgrade that disabled my hard-won and technically unsupported Linux hacks.
    Nas-T 1, a Japanese designed Buffalo Linkstation XHL, runs a 1.2Ghz Marvell ARM9 processor, a Linux kernel 2.6 Busybox operating system but only 256MB of RAM.
    So Nas-T Mk.II, the Korean designed LG N1T1 NAS, seemed like a good bet. It ran a slightly slower, 800Mhz version of the same processor that the Nas-T Mk.I boasted and 4X the ram. I had bet that the increased memory would more than make up for the processor speed. Making it even more tempting was the fact that it required no additional hacking to host SafeTinspector blog; indeed, only a few clicks were necessary to fire up Apache, MySQL and PHP.
    In order to get SafeTInspector moved over to the MkII, however, it was necessary to somehow pry the MySQL database off of its 2TB hard drive, a task made more difficult by the fact that the very reason for the replacement, a firmware upgrade I’d recently applied, had also blocked access to phpMyAdmin and even the admin user had insufficient permissions to access the database file directly.
    I settled down to work and, after poking at the silly old Buffalo for several hours, I actually figured a way to reinstate my broken hacks and found myself with a fully functional Mk.I again, making the Mk.II seem a waste of a hundred bucks. No matter, I consoled myself with the fact that future firmware upgrades were unlikely to break SafeTinspector blog again now that it was housed on a device that natively supported my configuration. And beyond that, LG N1T1 NAS also boasts a built-in DVD burner.
    But I very shortly noticed that Nas-Tinspector Mk.II was deficient in the performance department. Page loads were atrocious, access to the WordPress Dashboard was depressingly slow and turning off all non-essential services on the N1T1 failed to yield any performance benefits. Without shell access I wasn’t really able to attempt any additional tweaks and couldn’t even begin to diagnose what was holding up the show. I speculate that LG cobbled MySQL with a low RAM limit, but without access to the config files I can’t be sure and couldn’t do anything about it even if I knew. Lastly, the LG N1T1 was bigger and noisier than the whisper-silent Buffalo LS-XHL, and was given to beeping little tone patterns occasionally to draw attention to status changes.
    With a certain amount of chagrin I put the Nas-Tinspector Mk.I back in service. The Mk.II is in its box and will go to my office with me tomorrow to begin life as… I dunno, either a butler or a place to store backups of my laptop.
    Here you are, then, person; this page has been brought to you by the Nas-Tinspector Mk1, productively reporting to you from the top shelf of my entertainment center, only a scant few feet from the completely unproductive XBox360.
Posted in internet culture, linux, open source, wordpress by SafeTinspector on February 5th, 2012  |  0 comments

NasTinspector MkII

LG N1T1    Behold, the NasTinspector MkII. You may have noticed that SafeTinspector was down over the last month or so. This was on account of a much-needed firmware update to the NasTinspector MkI disabling some essential “hacks” I had painstakingly applied to the silly thing and rendering it useless as a WordPress host.
    I’m not altogether sure the change is an upgrade however. The new device, an LG N1T1 acquired for slightly more than $100 from Tiger Direct, has a slightly slower processor but more than twice the RAM of the Buffalo Linkstation LS-XHL it is apparently replacing.
    However, it promises to be slightly more maintainable since it required no hacking in order to be a WordPress server, it had all the necessary software built in.

*yawn* Well, I’m back.

Posted in internet culture, linux, open source, wordpress by SafeTinspector on February 2nd, 2012  |  2 comments

Social Change Comes… Slowly

hide and seekThe SafeTinspector site is a slow one these days. A combination of little time and less inspiration has lead to this page being more or less an archive* with occasional and mostly useless posts.

Still, I like to tinker with it once in awhile, and now I’ve added “social share” buttons to the thing.
SafeTinspector is a self-hosted WordPress blog running off of a hacked Buffalo NAS (available for about $100 at Microcenter before the Great Thailand Flood of 2011) and so it is extensible through a library of themes and plugins.

To add social networking functionality I turned to plugins and found a handy one in the form of KUNAL’s excellent, but awkwardly named, “Twitter Facebook Google Plus One Social Share Plugin“. After a quick download, a copy into the plugins folder, and a few clicks in the dashboard, we have buttons allowing the one or two visitors I get a month** to crow about what an fool I be.

The plugin is flexible enough to allow me to turn on or off the various social buttons, control placement of the button bar, coloration, border, etc. (I turned off the border, turned off the background color, and placed the buttons at the bottom of the post)

I tested it by “liking” and “tweeting” some old posts and it seemed to perform as advertised; I provisionally recommend it!

* The majority of the 617 posts I have here are from the late 00′s, when I fancied myself am amateur humorist.
** I’m talking about YOU, DaveCat

Posted in culture, internet culture, open source, web 2.0 by SafeTinspector on November 19th, 2011  |  0 comments

WTF, Captcha?

WTF!!!! Upside down numbers? Does this want 228, 877 or 822?
I have trouble with comprehension when there’s a lot of background noise. One of my few weaknesses. So the robot is usually unintelligible to me, and now Captcha is indecipherable. I’ve been reduced to begging a mush-mouthed imbecile to give me something sensible to parrot back to him just so he’ll let me cross his damn bridge.
Posted in internet culture, security by SafeTinspector on November 14th, 2011  |  1 comment

Microsoft AV for Free (sort-of)

Not much for logos, that Microsoft    Microsoft hasn’t heavily marketed Security Essentials, probably because they don’t want to provoke Symantec, AVG, Eset, Sophos, McAfee, AntiVir, et al.

    But, in case you didn’t already know, Microsoft offers anti-virus/anti-malware product free-of-cost to Windows XP and Windows 7 users in the form of Microsoft Security Essentials. In fact, its been available since late 2009, and the current version is pretty good. Microsoft’s AV technology, acquired in the purchase of the Romanian software company GeCAD way back in June of 2003, is offered in a commercial package as “Forefront Client Security.”

    Now, it isn’t exactly free; if you are using it for business purposes and have more than ten computers, Microsoft requires that you purchase Forefront or use some other solution. Likewise, it isn’t to be used on a Microsoft Windows Server Anything. But, if you use Windows XP or Windows 7 as your primary OS, and aren’t getting an antivirus program through some other means (Comcast subscribers get Norton 360 with their subscription, and perhaps you masochistically enjoy the tender ministrations of Symantec’s bloated offering) then I encourage you to try it out. Microosft Security Essentials (Google search).

Posted in free, internet culture, microsoft, random, security by SafeTinspector on August 21st, 2011  |  0 comments

I.. am a Warren company?

Click here to see a bizarre Akama profile of the SafeTinspector company in Warren
What sort of strange bot decided that

  1. I am a company
  2. I am stationed in the building IDSI operated out of 11 years ago
  3. The useful information about my company can be found in my blog post about my 20 year High School reunion?
Posted in Detroit, internet culture, open source by SafeTinspector on February 12th, 2011  |  5 comments

Share and Edit My Memories

    Finally, with Microsoft’s help I can finally have that cool adolescence I saw other kids having on TV, and I’ll have never put my foot in my mouth even once. And then, using this sharing function, I’ll have everyone remember what a stud I’ll now have always been and be jealous of how good looking I once will have was.
Posted in culture, history, internet culture, microsoft by SafeTinspector on August 6th, 2010  |  1 comment

My Email Was Blocked!

    The following is an actual email conversation which took place following a system upgrade at one of my client sites between a user and the on-site IT staff.
    The names have been changed to reduce legal liability.

  • _____________________________________________
    From: Carmilla Richie
    Sent: Monday, July 27, 2009 12:08 PM
    To: Scott Dartanoin
    Subject: Access denied on my personal Yahoo Account

    Scott:
    Why would an email in my private yahoo account be blocked by our system?

    Carmilla Richie
    Senior Loan Officer
    crichie@mortgagematic.com

  • _____________________________________________
    From: Scott Dartanoin
    Sent: Monday, July 27, 2009 12:09 PM
    To: Carmilla Richie
    Subject: RE: Access denied on my personal Yahoo Account

    Did you send this to yahoo or receive it from yahoo?

  • _____________________________________________
    From: Carmilla Richie
    Sent: Monday, July 27, 2009 12:10 PM
    To: Scott Dartanoin
    Subject: RE: Access denied on my personal Yahoo Account

    It is a daily message that I get and it is blocked saying it is occult.

    Carmilla Richie
    Senior Loan Officer
    crichie@mortgagematic.com

  • You want to read the rest of ‘My Email Was Blocked!’ so CLICK HERE!

Posted in culture, internet culture, work by SafeTinspector on July 27th, 2009  |  4 comments

Bug Attack – No One Gets Fired for Buying Microsoft

    Curiouser and curiouser. Why would a bug want to copy a legitimate Microsoft OS DLL into the root directory of a computer and then rename it to a random string with an EXE extension?

    More importantly, why would anyone be browsing the internet from their server console?

    Some people really shouldn’t be allowed to operate their own computer equipment.

    Microsoft, I know you’ve taken plenty of heat lately on security issues, and that IE7 is actually pretty secure provided it is

  1. updated constantly with the many security fixes you provide
  2. operated in a completely paranoid manner by technically savvy individuals

    But if a user is even slightly incompetent or credulous–as the average human is–then within an alarmingly short period of time most Windows-based computers are compromised. Add this to the many shortcomings of the bloated server offerings and unwieldy desktop offerings and I am more satisfied with my decision to use Linux on my laptop every day.

    And yet what alternative do we have in the business space? I can’t sell open source business solutions to save my life! People always complain that they aren’t compatible enough, can’t be integrated easily enough. And if I do happen to sell an open source–or even a non-Microsoft closed source–solution and ANYTHING goes wrong with it I get blamed for the recommendation. You sold me this crap. It’s your fault, says Mr. Unhappy Customer.
    If a Microsoft solution fails–as they sometimes do–then I can usually pass the blame on Microsoft, and the customer is cool with it.

    In the really old days there was a phrase: “No one gets fired for buying IBM.”
    Unfortunately, these days this phrase equally applies to Microsoft.

Posted in culture, linux, microsoft, open source by SafeTinspector on January 5th, 2009  |  3 comments

TinEye Completely Useless in Fight For Acceptible Illiteracy

Chances are they already know I used this    SlashDot informed me that a new search engine which searches based on graphic input, as opposed to text input, is now in beta.
    One can only assume that the rest of the article tells how TinEye will help the illiterate masses browse the internet without having to assemble ‘letters’ into ‘words.’
    I’m not actually sure, though; I grew so excited that I recklessly pounded the first link out of that article without reading past the first sentance. I almost never regret that sort of clicky impetuousness… well, except for the time I got Rick Rolled and ended up spending the next three hours screaming incoherently from a fetal position, cuddling my kitchen mop and flashing back to that summer of ’87 spent portering at Dunkin’ Donuts.
    Time to make the donuts my ass. That Bulgarian Nazi of a store manager continuously muttered threatening imprecations with the voice of a helium bath and I still hear his cruel, squealing laughter every time I catch myself entertaining antisemitic thoughts.

    For once, Dunkin’ Donuts prevented a young man from becoming a white-supremacist.

tineyedialogue.jpg    Anyway, upon landing at the promised TinEye website, I was prompted to either upload or paste in the URL of an image for the search to begin.
    First, if this is supposed to help the illiterate masses browse the web without typing, they should have a sketch-pad or Flash-based paintbrush type application instead an upload button and a text box. How many illiterate masses do you know that have an inkling of what a ‘URL’ is, let alone might know where to find an actual image file on their virus riddled hard drive to ‘Upload’?
    Secondly, shouldn’t the instructions for the site be entirely in anagrams or mime-speak? TinEye’s ridiculously complex interface features nothing but confusing sentences and an alarming number of polysyllabic words and phrases.

thumbsup.jpg    I determined to continue with the test anyway. I loaded up Gimp* and quickly doodled me up a set of boobies and a jaunty thumbs-up. For good measure, I added some radial lines to indicate that both the thumb and the breasts were wiggling and I then proceeded to upload this carefully crafted request for topless porn into TinEye.

    For comparison, let me first tell you that a similarly structured, old-fashioned text request entered into Google such as, “naked breasts, thumbs up!” yielded no less than 2,270,000 results. TinEye took one look at my pictogram and told me that there were zero results. Either my boobies were unconvincing–you be the judge on that one, gentles–or TinEye isn’t worth the money it costs to use it.
    But even if my breasts aren’t very good–a matter I consider by no means decided!–I’m still certain they match the quality of output you can reasonably expect from the pornographic doodles of the illiterate masses. So if johnny-no-words tries to get at his sweet breasty porn by sketching his desires into TinEye he can just forget about it. Back to the lingerie section of the J.C.Penny catalog, Johnny. If you squint real hard those panty-hose will look enough like bare flesh to get the job done. That’s a tip from your old uncle Joe.

    For a final test I figured I’d look for some violent candy, the sadistic consumption of which is another of my hobbies. Instead of a sloppy doodle, however, I selected a photograph I took several years ago of a Gummi bear impaled with a piece of broken drinking glass**. After uploading it TinEye did NOT give me the list of violent comestibles I was looking for. Instead, it showed me the same picture twice. And there must’ve been some malfunction, because while this is my private photo which I took myself on my kitchen counter none of the referenced web sites belonged to me!
    One of which, http://www.marketasuchanova.estranky.cz/stranka/gumaci, seemed to be a compilation of Gummi Bears In Distress. Entertaining, but not satisfying.

    Ultimately, if you are looking for a web site that will help you search the web without the inconvenience of letters and thinkery, don’t look to TinEye to help you. The best you might get is a list of places on the internet from which you can get another copy of the picture you already have.
    Since this seems redundant at best, SafeTinspector gives TinEye the StinkEye, and that’s what.

* you may safely substitute ‘paintbrush’ if you are a member of the illiterate masses and not as hoity toi as I.
** Shanks the Bear

Posted in internet culture, search engines by SafeTinspector on August 18th, 2008  |  9 comments

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