Vampires: The New Sexy
Posted on December 5, 2009
Twilight is pretty much the hottest thing out, right now. The first two films in the series have been breaking box office records, and your esteemed blogger Arthbard has just been given a special sneak preview of the third movie.
I know! I was as surprised as anyone!
Anyway, in this film Bella has a brand new vampire love interest who I predict is going to be even more popular than the Edward Cullen character of the previous films.
The movie is still several months away from release, but I’m pleased to be able to show you this trailer, which is presented in comic format for some reason.
Just go with it!
Comments
Okay, THAT’S funny.
It’s kinda sad though, when you think of all the Goths that grew up in the Eighties and early Nineties that had to dodge punches left and right down the halls of their highschools, and now a shitty series of books comes out that both commodifies and castrates the whole experience of ‘growing up Goth’.
Stephenie Myers, you sexually-frustrated Mormon tart, you’ve so much to answer for.
Nosferatu is killing Frenchmen in their tubs again!
Davecat: Leave it to the Mormons to ruin vampires for everybody.
SafeT: Frenchmen. When will they ever learn? Bathing only attracts German silent movie monsters.