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My Email Was Blocked!

Posted on July 27, 2009

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    The following is an actual email conversation which took place following a system upgrade at one of my client sites between a user and the on-site IT staff.
    The names have been changed to reduce legal liability.

  • _____________________________________________
    From: Carmilla Richie
    Sent: Monday, July 27, 2009 12:08 PM
    To: Scott Dartanoin
    Subject: Access denied on my personal Yahoo Account

    Scott:
    Why would an email in my private yahoo account be blocked by our system?

    Carmilla Richie
    Senior Loan Officer
    crichie@mortgagematic.com

  • _____________________________________________
    From: Scott Dartanoin
    Sent: Monday, July 27, 2009 12:09 PM
    To: Carmilla Richie
    Subject: RE: Access denied on my personal Yahoo Account

    Did you send this to yahoo or receive it from yahoo?

  • _____________________________________________
    From: Carmilla Richie
    Sent: Monday, July 27, 2009 12:10 PM
    To: Scott Dartanoin
    Subject: RE: Access denied on my personal Yahoo Account

    It is a daily message that I get and it is blocked saying it is occult.

    Carmilla Richie
    Senior Loan Officer
    crichie@mortgagematic.com

  • _____________________________________________
    From: Scott Dartanoin
    Sent: Monday, July 27, 2009 12:11 PM
    To: Carmilla Richie
    Subject: RE: Access denied on my personal Yahoo Account

    Where is the message you are expecting sent from?

  • _____________________________________________
    From: Carmilla Richie
    Sent: Monday, July 27, 2009 12:12 PM
    To: Scott Dartanoin
    Subject: RE: Access denied on my personal Yahoo Account

    Astrology center.

    Carmilla Richie
    Senior Loan Officer

    crichie@mortgagematic.com

  • _____________________________________________
    From: Scott Dartanoin
    Sent: Monday, July 27, 2009 12:15 PM
    To: Carmilla Richie
    Subject: RE: Access denied on my personal Yahoo Account

    C,

    The Mortgage-Matic corporate IT department does not support the Astrology Center. You’ll have to read that through your Yahoo Account.

    However, if you need the messages from Astrology Center, feel free to request through the appropriate channels.

    S

  • _____________________________________________
    From: Carmilla Richie
    Sent: Monday, July 27, 2009 12:59 PM
    To: Scott Dartanoin
    Subject: RE: Access denied on my personal Yahoo Account

    This block is new? yahoo is access to many business contacts to.
    Thank you Scott.

    Carmilla Richie
    Senior Loan Officer
    crichie@mortgagematic.com

  • _____________________________________________
    From: Scott Dartanoin
    Sent: Monday, July 27, 2009 2:12 PM
    To: Carmilla Richie
    Subject: RE: Access denied on my personal Yahoo Account

    C,

    Yes this is new.

    Are your Business Contacts failing to reach you?

    Please Advise,

    S

  • _____________________________________________
    From: Carmilla Richie
    Sent: Monday, July 27, 2009 2:26 PM
    To: Scott Dartanoin
    Subject: RE: Access denied on my personal Yahoo Account

    no they are not. Is this just because of the server we are on?

    Carmilla Richie
    Senior Loan Officer

    crichie@mortgagematic.com

  • _____________________________________________
    From: Scott Dartanoin
    Sent: Monday, July 27, 2009 2:42 PM
    To: Carmilla Richie
    Subject: RE: Access denied on my personal Yahoo Account

    C,

    If you feel as if you have a business need to receive occult messages via Mortgage-Matic corporate email, please forward your request through your department supervisor for review.

    S

Comments

  1. Arthbard Said,

    But how can she be expected to make the proper business decisions without first consulting her horoscope?

  2. safetinspector Said,

    That’s right, because the mortgage industry needs more magic!

  3. arthbard Said,

    Totally. If the stars don’t cut it, they need to consult the tarot.

    LENDER: And the next card says … Death.

    LENDEE: But, that’s, like a metaphor, right? It symbolizes change or something …

    LENDER: It symbolizes you ain’t gettin’ a fuckin’ loan.

    LENDEE: Jesus. Every time things are going my way, it’s always out with the death card.

  4. SafeTinspector Said,

    ALWAYS with the friggin’ death card!

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