My Email Was Blocked!
Posted on July 27, 2009
culture, internet culture, work
The following is an actual email conversation which took place following a system upgrade at one of my client sites between a user and the on-site IT staff.
The names have been changed to reduce legal liability.
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From: Carmilla Richie
Sent: Monday, July 27, 2009 12:08 PM
To: Scott Dartanoin
Subject: Access denied on my personal Yahoo AccountScott:
Why would an email in my private yahoo account be blocked by our system?Carmilla Richie
Senior Loan Officer
crichie@mortgagematic.com - _____________________________________________
From: Scott Dartanoin
Sent: Monday, July 27, 2009 12:09 PM
To: Carmilla Richie
Subject: RE: Access denied on my personal Yahoo AccountDid you send this to yahoo or receive it from yahoo?
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From: Carmilla Richie
Sent: Monday, July 27, 2009 12:10 PM
To: Scott Dartanoin
Subject: RE: Access denied on my personal Yahoo AccountIt is a daily message that I get and it is blocked saying it is occult.
Carmilla Richie
Senior Loan Officer
crichie@mortgagematic.com - _____________________________________________
From: Scott Dartanoin
Sent: Monday, July 27, 2009 12:11 PM
To: Carmilla Richie
Subject: RE: Access denied on my personal Yahoo AccountWhere is the message you are expecting sent from?
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From: Carmilla Richie
Sent: Monday, July 27, 2009 12:12 PM
To: Scott Dartanoin
Subject: RE: Access denied on my personal Yahoo AccountAstrology center.
Carmilla Richie
Senior Loan Officercrichie@mortgagematic.com
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From: Scott Dartanoin
Sent: Monday, July 27, 2009 12:15 PM
To: Carmilla Richie
Subject: RE: Access denied on my personal Yahoo AccountC,
The Mortgage-Matic corporate IT department does not support the Astrology Center. You’ll have to read that through your Yahoo Account.
However, if you need the messages from Astrology Center, feel free to request through the appropriate channels.
S
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From: Carmilla Richie
Sent: Monday, July 27, 2009 12:59 PM
To: Scott Dartanoin
Subject: RE: Access denied on my personal Yahoo AccountThis block is new? yahoo is access to many business contacts to.
Thank you Scott.Carmilla Richie
Senior Loan Officer
crichie@mortgagematic.com - _____________________________________________
From: Scott Dartanoin
Sent: Monday, July 27, 2009 2:12 PM
To: Carmilla Richie
Subject: RE: Access denied on my personal Yahoo AccountC,
Yes this is new.
Are your Business Contacts failing to reach you?
Please Advise,
S
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From: Carmilla Richie
Sent: Monday, July 27, 2009 2:26 PM
To: Scott Dartanoin
Subject: RE: Access denied on my personal Yahoo Accountno they are not. Is this just because of the server we are on?
Carmilla Richie
Senior Loan Officercrichie@mortgagematic.com
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From: Scott Dartanoin
Sent: Monday, July 27, 2009 2:42 PM
To: Carmilla Richie
Subject: RE: Access denied on my personal Yahoo AccountC,
If you feel as if you have a business need to receive occult messages via Mortgage-Matic corporate email, please forward your request through your department supervisor for review.
S




Comments
But how can she be expected to make the proper business decisions without first consulting her horoscope?
That’s right, because the mortgage industry needs more magic!
Totally. If the stars don’t cut it, they need to consult the tarot.
LENDER: And the next card says … Death.
LENDEE: But, that’s, like a metaphor, right? It symbolizes change or something …
LENDER: It symbolizes you ain’t gettin’ a fuckin’ loan.
LENDEE: Jesus. Every time things are going my way, it’s always out with the death card.
ALWAYS with the friggin’ death card!