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Idiot Books: The Series That’s too Dumb to Die

Posted on July 5, 2009

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The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Improving Your IQ – If only it were that easy.

English Grammar Workbook For Dummies – I don’t honestly know how effective this will be, but it’s sorely needed.

The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Journaling – Preserve your dumbass thoughts for future generations.

Vocabulary for Dummies – Dummy vocabulary, hmm? Maybe it can help explain this “Git-r-done” I’ve been hearing so much about.

Poetry for Dummies – I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that most of these include the word “Nantucket.”

Etiquette for Dummies – While I don’t expect that a simple book is going to start making stupid people behave in a civilized fashion, I certainly applaud the attempt.

Research Papers for Dummies – Notice it doesn’t say “Writing Research Papers.” Perhaps it’s just a collection of reports the student can hand in as is.

Signing for Dummies – I know it’s really about sign language, but please … Just let me pretend it’s about signing your name.

Baby Signing For Dummies – Mr. Dummy! Mr. Dummy! Please sign my baby!

The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Writing Poetry - I assume it describes the method where you run through the entire alphabet trying to find a word that rhymes properly … Aoperly … Boperly … Coperly … Dammit, this might take a while.

Screenwriting for Dummies – I think this book is probably solely to blame for the state of the motion picture industry, right now.

The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Clear Communication – Clear communication is important to learn. Because the typical idiot method of saying things like “Fruit bat canoe hop a speedy boat house” just isn’t gonna cut the mustard.

The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Web Animation – Yeah, only idiots make web anima … Wait …

Comments

  1. SafeTinspector Said,

    If I sign that baby it will become a collectors item.
    Make sure you keep the box or else the value drops precipitously.

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