Despite all the talk, voter fraud didn’t apparently affect the election much.

    If every voter registered by ACORN were actually dead, and every single shambling corpse cast its vote for Obama simply because his name was easier for decomposing mouths to utter than the tongue-sound rich “McCain”, there would still have been enough clinically live human voters to cinch the currently accepted result.*

    This is a counter-intuitive phenomenon, especially considering the legions of patriotic war-dead that I was sure would vote Republican by absentee this time around.

    I suppose we can blame their silence on McCain’s insistence on using matching public funds.

* Whoo! Now THAT was a long sentence. Sorry about that.