And see? That’s how they draw you in.

YOU: ‘Hello, World of Floors salesperson! I’d like to know more about your… ah, sale? On… things?’
SALESPERSON: ‘It actually worked!’ *pumps fist*

Although I get spam comments that read a lot like that, so you might want to stay away. Or you could turn the tables on them, and handle it like so:

YOU: ‘Gdjkfs nl wso! rjigoje;sr ziedsaf oefz njf hea?’
SALESPERSON: ‘Eh?’

Try it! Let us know how it turned out!

Looks like that sign was put together by the sort of people TinEye is aimed at. Maybe we need literacy for dummies as well.