The Radishist:
    If the Radishist sits still and concentrates really hard for 30 seconds or so he can cause a spontaneous manifestation of radishes to pop into existance within about two meters of his head.

    He can only manifest a maximum of one kilogram of radishes at a time and he has to go have a lie-down to recuperate afterwards. When he is despondent or melancholy the radishes are wilted.

    The only crime-fighting potential I see for it is if the Radishist could get close enough to a criminal to manifest the radishes directly inside his or her colon…

    Of course, I would just do it as a joke if it weren’t for the four hour refractory period. A kilogram of unexplained radishes in your stool makes for a great practical joke, if not an effective crime fighting strategy.