SafeT Bar Anti-Joke
Here’s a bar joke you can tell the next time such things become conversationally appropriate in your life-style:
A one legged man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender approaches him, and the one-legged man asks him to serve him a double-shot of whiskey.
The bartender ignores him in favor of an attractive young lady sitting next to him who orders a “Bay Breese”.
The one legged man waits a while and then leaves. A few minutes later the young lady excuses herself to go to the bathroom. A third fellow of no importance then sits down on her recently vacated stool and fidgets nervously.
The bartender accidentally breaks a bottle of expensive vodka.
Posted in Uncategorized by SafeTinspector on October 17th, 2007 |
7 comments
Strangely, that’s the funniest thing I’ve heard all day. Of course, I’ve only been awake for an hour.
It seems the punch line is missing or i am hopelessly out of touch, or you are insane.
Oh, it’s a anti-joke! ha ha I get it.
I was that third man!
I was the anti-drunk guy the bartender was getting the Vodka for; thinking about how crazy the State of Main is for letting 11 years have the pill.
DC: Conditional compliment accepted!
L>T: Yes, I’ve stripped the joke of much of what would make it a traditional joke, but left the bare framework of typical bar jokes in place.
Rich: You don’t say! I’ll add the accent next time I tell the joke just to make it clear.
Falconmyst: I have a sneaking suspicion that the news story you are citing has elements of information taken out of context or exaggerated. Stories too ridiculous to be true have a habit of not being entirely.
Yes it is true, the State of Maine has started having health clinics inside their junior highs, and they will dispense birth control without parental knowledge or consent. But you know, they already do that here in Michigan, have for many many years! And I suspect most States, as this ‘right’ is most assuredly tied to the ability to get federal funding for youth health care and may actually be Federal law.
PS I want a blog that works like yours– I can actually use my Google Bar Spell Check on my comments on your page, unlike mine. Tell me how to do it please!!!!
Well, Me again, you can get such an thing at wordpress.org… or is it wordpress.com?
I’m hosting my own, but you can get one hosted for free just like at blogspot.com if you want.
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