What follows is an email conversation, names have been changed to protest the innocence.

SafeT: We should redistribute the batteries sooner than later. Also, I have been told that you have batteries complaining of brown-out. Tell me about that. How does this make you feel?

Warton:It makes me feel… Well, Blue.

SafeT:So is it true, though? Is a battery or batteries complaining of brown-out conditions? Have you tested the outlet with a multimeter to see if there is a genuine issue?

Warton:Today, the two batteries in the new Broken Latch Rack whined about brown-out conditions. Tomorrow, it may be a different battery or nothing at all.

I no longer have a multi-meter. I burned it up by sticking it into places where I thought it belonged. : ) But, I wouldn’t have been able to check fast enough. It was only complaining for about 53 seconds.

SafeT: Oh. You should go get a new multimeter and then place it in a hip-holster for faster access.

Warton: I could duct tape the leads to my fingers. Then, if the power goes blinky I can make a dive to the outlet. Is this a good strategy?

SafeT: Yes, but you should actually apply the leads to rubber gloves and then wear the rubber gloves constantly. This would reduce the risk of electric shock while retaining that “always ready to meter” look you are going for.

Warton: Lead Condoms?

SafeT: Compatible, but inapplicable. Have at it.