Juicy Bling, the Slut Trainer
If we ever want our little girls to make it in today’s complex society, we need to provide them with polyvinyl roll models that are not only anatomically improbable like Barbie, but combine those exaggerated proportions with a certain level of cock-teasing sluttiness.
Look no farther, for here is “Juicy Bling”:
Juicy Bling, the Slut Training doll by Mattel
No, this isn’t Bratz. This is the Barbie take on the Bratz concept, and is made by Mattel for your discerning future rainbow-party* participant.
* You don’t know what a rainbow party is? I’m not so sure they really happen, but read this Wiki article. Its good, clean fun!
Posted in Uncategorized by SafeTinspector on July 9th, 2007 |
16 comments
and to think i was not allowed to play with G.I Joe when i was a kid..
Bro, that is soooo wrong!
And these are actual genuine toys yeah?
I always despised commercial ‘urban’ music for its depiction women and what was hailed as marks of success by the men.
I didn’t think it was appropriate for adults let alone kids.
This toy though, takes it up to another level altogether.
Good spotting man
Oh god how I hate these evil creations and there ever anoying TV series, plus now a stupid arse festering movie with actors rather then cartoons. Oh great and imaginative these creations are I hope there originators are removed from this earth in most ‘Darwin’ way.
e.g. removed for being damaging to the gene pool.
PS. I love it realy, can you tell.
I don’t see what’s so wrong with these dolls. I mean really, I can’t wait to be a rich, 50+ years male, inviting these little coked-out sluttily dressed 19 year olds to a rainbow party… Sounds like fun to me, thankyou Mattel.
The whole idea of a child having a “scene” of her own is gobsmacking. Their scene should be the playground, not the salon.
I refuse to post a comment, as I have absolutely nothing positive to say about that sort of thing.
Woops, guess I posted a comment! You did not read this.
I think all of this is the fault of George Bush & our patriarchal society plotting exactly what Rich(chauvinist pig)is anticipating.
I propose a different kind of doll, A feminist doll, with short hair, & a blocky figure. She wears tee-shirts with trucks on them & parachute pants. (I’m thinking adolescent Walmart boy from the 1980′s)
Her scene is more…well… KICK ASS! she doesn’t strut, she swaggers & knows how to deliver a good swift kick in the you know where.
I haven’t been able to visit for a while because every time my PC crashed. Now I’ve managed to, and I find a post about sex dolls?
And isn’t that Baby Spice in the photo towards the left?
Comercialism and the changing times. Sam is a cute! My granddaughter is going to be a target for these dolls and all the other marketing tripes, the thing is, in how we raise our kids in dealing with the attitudes portrayed in these characters.
yo baby… YO BABY… YOOO!!!
Yeah … The world’s not gonna be satisfied until it figures out a way to turn girls into whores in utero.
If this isn’t all a ploy by some evil supervillain to reverse the women’s lib movement, then society is supremely fucked.
Gus: The little plastic dudes or the Ken sized troopers?
Zuba: Whats worse, I saw a commercial for “Baby Bratz”, which is–I kid you not–infants with eye-shadow and lipstick and slutty little infant clothes. Insanity! Who green-lights such things?
Dan:That movie will be a tour-de-farce! ..no, that sucked. Sorry.
Rich: Hadn’t thought of it that way… but I’d rather my daughter’s not be the arm candy of some other 50+ fellow.
Sam,PCB: You were a girl child in a human school once, right? The “scene” is a vicious series of cliquey fuckwits, from what I’ve been told. These dolls, for all their suckitude, can’t cause social stress or ostracision.
Davecat: His silence is deafening.
l>t:I’m afraid we can’t blame Bush for this one.
Foot:Dunno. could be. Glad you came by. I’ve changed the template, it shouldn’t crash your crappy computer anymore.
falconmyst: Hey! Long time, man. What you need to do is to make your granddaughter wear a burkha.
pjwares: Yoooooo JOE!
Arth: Slutty fetus. Now THAT’S a phrase that doesn’t come up in conversation much anymore.
These dolls irritate the hell out of me. The Bratz dolls, too. At least Barbie had a job. All these dolls are depicted doing is partying and hanging out with boys.
That’s not exactly what I want my daughters to aspire too.
Rayne: And booty-shaking in hip-hop videos, don’t forget!
eek. scary-looking fuckerdolls.
illyria, I wish you’d tell me how to get to your new site.
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