Teeny Weenies Need More Ketchup
I’m still getting smaller, and now I can feast for days on a single fun-sized bag of Doritos. Practical uses of diminuition*. Did you watch Arthbard’s video yet? YOU SHOULD. It is funny, and it took him a long time to make it, and you love him. I think I’ll sit here, scrape a handful of Dorito dust off the nearest chip, and hop up and down on the mouse button until the video starts again.
I’m getting even smaller… I think I still see me, I know I still see the video.
* I think that’s a real word. If I made it up, then its a pretty good word for a small guy.
Posted in Uncategorized by SafeTinspector on May 15th, 2007 |
6 comments
Arthbard’s video was very clever but it scared my rat, Zoe.
Rayne: I apologize for not taking rat anxieties into account. I’ll take pains the next isn’t so shocking. To rats, at least … I might still scare the crap out of some gerbils.
SafeT: Doritos. Way to make the best of a bad situation and look on the bright side, as the song says.
If I were you, though, I’d make absolutely sure the basement is checked for spiders before it’s too late.
rayne: Same thing happened to my cats. They give my laptop wide berth.
arth:Considering the scale, the individual particles of Dorito dust have caused some intestinal blockage. If it weren’t for this napkin I live on, I don’t think the carpet would ever be the same.
This is all reminding me of the masterpiece of cinema “Innerspace”
And yes diminution is a real word, if highly underused.
You bringing diminution back!!! SafeT
Well, obviously you don’t have to eat the whole particle. I mean, for cripes sake, just scrape off a quark or two.
Zuba: masterpiece?!? Well, it did have Martin Short in it, dinnit?
Arth:Hard to scrape quarks off of a Dorito. And that, my friend, is your quote of the day.
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