Shrinkage Complete
Posted on May 22, 2007
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The shrinkage has either stopped or slowed to the point where I can no longer discern additional loss of mass and height. Really, its difficult to measure anything with my stature anyway; my budget is more in line with elderly bathroom scales and cloth tape measures than it is with electron microscopes.
I think I’ll stop now, this is definitely the right size. As it is, I hop around the keyboard playing Archie to an anonymous Mehitabel. Ah, but you observe my punctuation and use of upper case; clever you!
I am so small that I operate the shift key by self-induced quantum states. I am both on shift and not on shift. Every time someone walks in my office and sees me, however, it screws me up for hours due to the headache I get when my state collapses. What can I say, I live in Michigan; collapse is institutionally inevitable.
The collapse remains literal, and not figurative.
Happy me, I am now small enough.
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Hi! I came back from the dead to say good-by to you. Unfortunatly, since Quantum Physics is beyond me I have no clue as to how to see you. I’d prefer if you’d morph into some kind of kafta style insect & scuttle about the keyboard, maybe slip between the keys onto your back & wave your legs about helplessly.
l>t:I wiggle my legs like that anyway, chiton or not!
Now that you are sufficiently ’shrinked’ what great plans do you have?
Good, old-fashioned quantum physics humor. It’s fun for the whole family.
Rayne: Not sure, but I’m glad to be small. I fit more places, and make fewer enemies… or, at least, can’t be bothered by enemies what cannot see me. Maybe some Closure? Dunno, yet.
Arth:YOU did it, I can do it too! (and not do it at the same time)
There must be some advantages to being that small.
You could start a new career as the author of a new upskirt website or some such lewd thing.
Lotta dough in that kind of caper and you have a natural advantage in the inconspicuousness department.
Upskirt? I’m so small I could start a new career as a crab-hunter. …what would I charge for that?