The shrinkage has either stopped or slowed to the point where I can no longer discern additional loss of mass and height. Really, its difficult to measure anything with my stature anyway; my budget is more in line with elderly bathroom scales and cloth tape measures than it is with electron microscopes.

    I think I’ll stop now, this is definitely the right size. As it is, I hop around the keyboard playing Archie to an anonymous Mehitabel. Ah, but you observe my punctuation and use of upper case; clever you!

    I am so small that I operate the shift key by self-induced quantum states. I am both on shift and not on shift. Every time someone walks in my office and sees me, however, it screws me up for hours due to the headache I get when my state collapses. What can I say, I live in Michigan; collapse is institutionally inevitable.

    The collapse remains literal, and not figurative.

Happy me, I am now small enough.