First things first, the SafeTinspector blog has trooped past the 450 post mark. On account of my dearthening (currently waning) and Arthbard’s animation sabbatical, this last fifty took quite a bit longer than the previous fifty. Look for more content, though; the dearthening is almost gone and I feel great. I just needed to be properly sized. Ask me about how I use quantum physics in order to operate the shift key!

     Secondly, Arthbard has updated his selector*! This is great news for you, the reader, as it gives you quicker access to the nougaty goodness that huddles pink and quivering in his shell.
    At the top of this page, where you see “Normal …for Arthbard,” you can now click on “Normal” and choose a category of Arthiness. For his excellent animations, for instance, you may click on “Arthimation”. Now, where you saw “..for Arthbard”, you will see “Cartoons!” Click on “Cartoons!” and you will see a handy list of Arthbard animation for your viewing pleasure. Once clicked, a thumbnail pimping your selection should replace the crab graphic on the left side of the header. Now all that remains is that you click “Arth!” and off you will go to be amused and amazed.

* This navigation system is the SafeSelector, and is a bit of Javascript I threw together last year sometime. I know, I know, abso-friggin’ incredible. Also a pain in the ass to maintain, which is why I’m entertaining the idea of moving to WordPad where such things can maintain themselves.