More Dumb Idiot Books
Job Interviews for Dummies - The most important rule: Don’t let on that you’re a dummy. Interviewers tend to look down on that.
The Complete Idiot’s Guide to the Pentagon - I wonder if this is about the Department of Defense headquarters or just the shape. My money’s on the shape.
The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Football - Finally, this confirms something I’ve always suspected.
Bipolar Disorder for Dummies - At first, I thought this title was funny … But now it just makes me depressed.
… Where’s my gun?
Blogging For Dummies - Hey, ya’ll, check it out! How many of us have a copy of this?
The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Self-Defense - If the need ever arises, they say you should yell “fire” instead of “rape,” because if you yell “rape,” no one will want to get involved. So then, if there’s ever a fire, you should probably yell “car crash,” because everyone always slows down to check out car crashes. And, if you crash your car, you should yell “doughnuts,” so everyone comes running. If there are ever doughnuts around, yell “rape” so you don’t have to share.
Singing for Dummies - Please, God, no. We already have far too much of this.
The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Singing - No … No! Make it stop! Make it stop!
Songwriting for Dummies - Because “Mmmbop” doesn’t just write itself, y’know.
The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Power Yoga - What? They have Power Yoga, now? That sounds awesome!
The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Cigars - If you can’t figure out how to light a cigar, I don’t think a book will help you.
The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Smoothies - No, really, this is a real book.
Exercise Balls for Dummies - This probably isn’t what I think it is.
The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Comedy Writing - Ah! My terrible, terrible secret is revealed!
The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Self Defense was so good I almost wish it was its own post.
I love you, man.
Ha ha! I loved “The Complete Idiots Guide to Writting Funny Blog Posts”
learn to sound clever without being it I know how to do that. Lots of wine.
So where van I buy these from……is there a complete idiots guide to shopping that will tell me……………….
God! I need to read the chapter on leaving witty comments.
what about “the complete idiots guide to idiocy”
too funny!!!! i regret buying all my dummies books because basically they just make me look like a bloody dummy.
Power yoga??? Power? Doesn’t that sort of cancel itself out? What is wrong with these over efficient must do everything to the ‘max’ people? Can’t some thing stay sacred?
SafeT: Thanks, but you should be careful how you throw your love around. Somebody might yell “fire.”
l>t: Wine actually works better when its consumed by the reader. Any number of things can seem funny whilst plastered.
Confucious: Well … There’s an Idiot’s Guide to Online Shopping … Could explain the process for buying itself. Recursion rules.
Michael: Oddly, no one seems to have published a guide on living with idiocy. One would think that would hold great appeal to their demographic.
Gus: Well, then, just be glad you didn’t buy any books from the lesser-known “For Complete Perverts” line.
… Okay … I made that up.
Rayne: Personally, I can’t wait till someone comes up Extreme Zen.
Trackbacks