MR. PUMPERPANTS IS REAL! HE IS NOT A PUPPET!

He’s stuck to your hand.

SO ARE ALL MY BEST FRIENDS!

He’s a puppet, just like all your best friends.

NO! MR. PUMPERPANTS IS REAL! TELL HIM, MR. PUMPERPANTS!

Mrph mrph-mrph!

DAMMIT! YOU’RE DOING THAT ON PURPOSE!

MMmm, mrph frthturfer

He sounds like a puppet to me.

PUPPETS DON’T SOUND LIKE ANYTHING!

They do if they’re Mr. Pumperpants.

MR. PUMPERPANTS… IS… REEEEAALLL!!!

Mrphmrph.