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Odo, the New House and Kyra Komes

OdoKyraTeenagers.jpg    Odo only lived in Heather’s bedroom for a few months, as in October of 1995 my penis convinced me to purchase a small house. Actually, my penis wanted me to get an apartment, but with great effort I made the stupid little thing accept that a home would be a better investment. And so I found myself at the age of twenty-three with sixty-five thousand dollars of debt. But my penis was happy. Smug little bastard.
    Odo was happy, too. Soon after we moved in, I adopted a female kitten about the same age as him named Kyra and the two became fast friends. This is the only picture I have from that time; both cats are about five or six months old.

OdoKyraClimberBar.jpg     Odo’s attention span was about twenty seconds. At this point I had not yet begun using my second floor due to its cramped, peaked ceiling and lack of central air. I would punish the cats by sending them upstairs.
    ”Odo! GIT up-stairs! NOW!”
    Odo would slink upstairs muttering; clearly upset. Within twenty seconds he’d come sauntering back down, ears and tail perked up happily. Kyra would remain up there for about a minute or two and then sneak down with ears and tail as close to the ground as possible. Such a sensitive lass.
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Next: I guess this is where the toms in this house spray.

Posted in Uncategorized by SafeTinspector on December 6th, 2006  |  11 comments

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Rayne said on December 6th, 2006

I love the first picture where they are both looking at the camera. The expressions on their faces…it’s as if you caught them plotting.

Sam, Problem-Child-Bride said on December 6th, 2006

Odo looks like the Pink Panther to me only in a more muted 90′s palette.

I’m sorry he’s gone, old chum.

Rich said on December 7th, 2006

Haven’t seen too much of ya mate, hope You, Heather & your smug little bastard are doing well.

Entertaining post as always.

Gentleman-hobbs said on December 7th, 2006

Ours are only 3 and already have us trained.

SafeTinspector said on December 7th, 2006

Robin:They look weird to me. They weren’t fully grown at the time of that picture… Odo was too guileless to have been planning anything, and Kyra too cowardly. I’m sure they were discussing dinner.

Sam: Heh! He was never as debonair as the Pink Panther.

Rich: Yeah, I’ve been a bit down lately. I’ll come ’round eventually.

Hobbs: Yes? What tricks do you know?

Rich said on December 7th, 2006

Well, I’m glad we get to share a little of Odo’s machinations with you. He does sound like he was a total funkster.

Anonymous said on December 8th, 2006


Twenty second attention span?

I’ve had a cat like that…

Err..

I am like that.

L>T said on December 8th, 2006

O.K. I’m a cat lover, too. I want to post lots of pictures of my pussy, but I’m not going to it, no matter how tempting it is.
Even though mine is better looking then yours. :)

Are you over your mourning & we can be funny, now?

SafeTinspector said on December 8th, 2006

rich:Shit, I got TWO more Odo posts. Everyone’s going to be completely sick of him when I’m done!

B-Hip:Same here. ADHD and all that.

L>T: Odo was the most handsomest cat! hmm…spell check says handsomest is good.
Anyway, yes and no. Next post will be about all the funny shit Odo did. Then there’s the post about how he died. THEN we’ll be all done.
But if you see Arthbard around (don’t know what happened to that fellow) then perhaps he’ll be funny for you.

L>T said on December 8th, 2006

safeT all I can say is that must of been one hell of a cat!

I don’t know why I don’t go over to arthbards blog more often…I must link him up. That’s must be the problem, because he is hilarious! I’m going over there now & let you cry in your beer.

Anonymous said on December 9th, 2006

Great pics & story mate…..a bit surprised at l>t’s offer though – it’s amazing what having a cat can get you

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