Barbie Torture
Not sure what Samantha was going for here, but I’m pretty sure the Barbie had it coming. Oh, here’s a picture of Riley:
Not sure what Riley was going for here, but I’m pretty sure the diaper had it coming. Oh, here’s a picture of me:
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Not sure what I was going for here, but those shorts are approximately 9 years old and, contrary to this convincing photographic evidence, I do have feet. They are powerful beyond your ability to comprehend, and even now you wonder what they taste like. Oh, here’s a text message selling you on some earlier blog posts:
Scroll down! There was a really cool Arthbard post about lava pits and floating platforms, plus some really nice inspirational orations. You owe it to yourself.
To hell with Barbie!! I’m so sick of that stuck-up bitch thinking she’s so much better than everyone else. “Let’s just be friends” MY ASS!!!
Hey, Barbie S&M! This photograph could be the cornerstone of a highly successful web porn enterprise!
Nice pictures. I’m guessing your daughter took them? That baby has got some cute cheeks on her.
I’m going to have another grandchild in about 3 mths.
Barbi is much better looking then those ugly BRATZ dolls! Those things look like they want to put a lip-lock on everyone.
Looks a happy chappy. Magic age isn’t it? Seasons greetings
Strange….
It is almost nine years to the day since some scrote lifted an identical pair of shorts from our washing line.
You’d better have eyes in the back of your head from now on.
I don’t wish to alarm you SafeT but there’s a purple blob attempting to eat your child.
Probably conjured by a set upon Barbie?
Hobbs: If by magic you mean vomitous, then yes.
Lucien De La Peste! Long time no read, man. These shorts are for now and forever beyond your grasp.
Rich: It is a SouthAfrican contrivance called a “bumbo”. It allows her to sit upright despite not yet having grasped the concept of sitting upright.
That baby, I swear to god, everytime I see her my ovaries rattle. You should have a warning on these blogs! Right, I am heading off now to see if the paramour wants a bit of how’s yer father.
Dam you SafeT!
FMC:That might be a cyst. You should have your OB check it out.
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