Amazing Urination
 Odo taught himself to pee on the toilette. This was very cool until the stupid little twit began peeing in his water dish. But it was only after he began peeing in the chrome burner cups of our old electric stove that we decided to end his exotic eliminations. As near as I can tell, he figured that if it was round and he saw that other siamese cat’s face in it, it was a target. It took us a while to figure out about those burner cups, too; the warm skunky smell led us to incorrectly diagnose no less than three batches of baking chicken as being spoiled. |
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| Odo was always happy to get his nails clipped. Clipping Kyra’s nails, on the other hand, requires two people, with at least one of them wearing a heavy winter coat. |  |
 He loved boxes. I drew wheels and a hood on a cardboard box, bent over and pushed him around the house full-speed, yelling VRRROOOOMMM!!! It was also amusing to shove him butt-first into a 12-pack box and then dump him out. He’d spend five or ten minutes trying to figure out how to get back in there…. |
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Posted in Uncategorized by SafeTinspector on December 27th, 2006 |
8 comments
Although I sincerely love Odo pictures, even the toilet one because I always wondered how a cat would balance their bottoms over the edge; but I’m keen to see some baby’s first Christmahanukkwanzadan pictures. Any coming soon?
Wow, Joe with hair. Incroyable!
And Odo looks so cute doing… well, anything, really.
Nice cat!
O.K. what’s next?
I like the facial covering, there Mr T, most attractive, I must say! I too always wondered how a kitty could ~eliminate~ in a big people’s toidy. ( So is Odo no more? You speak of him in the past tense..if so, my sincerest regards ~ )
Lyvvie:There will be some, soon. I promise. In the meantime, you can scroll down for some pics.
DC:I had a hairline once, and it has retreated like a Frenchman.
l>t:”More genius!” -Madonna, when asked “what’s next” shortly after giving birth to her first child
redhead83402:Yeah, if you look at the old posts on the side you’ll see his obit. He passed away three days after thanksgiving. I’ve still one more Odo post to make, to tell everyone how he died. L>T is sure to LOVE it.
Can I ask a possibly stupid question? Why would you cut your cats nails? I ahve three fo the bugger and I don’t. Is it a Siamese thing?
FMC:If his nails got too long he started to unintentionally snag on clothing and furniture. It was frustrating for him and destructive of the fabrics. So I clipped his nails and everything was better!
Kyra doesn’t have such a problem with snagging, but if she starts to knead a little bit (which she knows she’s not supposed to do, and will often knead the air above your skin) then you get the needles, see?
I do see, and thank you.
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