Detroit’s Stargate
No matter how many times I passed through the Stargate, I was still in Detroit. What did I expect? We can’t even put together a properly functioning bus system, let alone a dimensional portal.
Pity, really. I was looking forward to some old fasioned B-grade sci-fi hijinks. I figure I have at least as much of a chance as the next guy of convincing some isolated tribe of humans that I’m a god. “Kowtow” only sounds funny until some toothless extra with a paid-up SAG membership is groveling in front of you… then it becomes delicious.
Enough, cruel world, my laptop will die today. Memory and hard drive will be ripped from its quivering body and replaced with evil upgrades capable of hosting the Penguin. My poison shall be SUSE Linux Enterprise Desktop, or SLED.
It will take awhile for me to do this, so I may be incommunicado for a day or two. Not that I post that often anyway. Soon shall there be a ZOMBIE LAPTOP resting upon my eager thighs.
Posted in Uncategorized by SafeTinspector on October 25th, 2006 |
14 comments
That is a pretty cool sculptere(sp?)
Watch a bunch of soldiers from the Trojan War come out.
*Insert Sex joke here*
Does that penguin have breasts?
L>T:Its in downtown detroit, in Hart Plaza. There’s also a suspended toroid collander looking thing that sprays water in the summer for the delight of all.
This is also the area where Detroit’s International Jazz Festival and also the Detroit Electronic Music Festival are held.
Nearly across the street is a massive replica (bigger than a car) of Joe Louis’ fist hanging from a tripod.
Downtown is actually quite nice, I go there often on business. But between downtown and the suburbs there’s scant to talk about.
b-Hip:And then there’d be these dudes from the Pelopenesian war! (insert sex joke here)
Jax:Er….I don’t think so. Not sure, but I think he’s just fat.
I never liked that Linux penguin. He looks like he’s got a beer gut on him. Plus, he’s slouching.
‘We’re Linux! Our mascot is a flabby flightless bird with horrible posture.’
Doesn’t reflect too well on the company.
Also, I love that stargate, but yeah, it’s purely decorational. Who should we talk to to get that fecker repaired?
We also need the Spirit of Detroit statue to get up and walk around, and we need to launch that Joe Louis Rocket Fist at Canada already. It’s been aimed at Windsor for years now, with no results.
i am so happy for your eager thighs. hope the lovely safeT family is well. xx.
For a second there I thought a giant had dropped his cock ring. That god it’s only a non-functioning star gate.
dc:like ‘im or not, that penguin’s here to stay. I type from within his warm, fur/feathered embrace as we speak. The interface is quite different, but strikingly advanced. Especially if you use XGL (3d desktop)
They occasionally put a sports jersey on the Spirit of Detroit, but at no time has it enticed the bastard to take the field.
Illyria:So am I! So should everyone! (I’m talking about being happy for my eager thighs. Lovely family hopes are also welcome, and they are very well, thanks!)
Rich:What’s your cock-ring size? Its important if you need technical support in some quarters.
New movie up at my blarrghh.
As to the size issue, if you look at the thickness of a biro… it’s not that size.
PS. Closure?
Losing ones lap top or even pulling out her heart (hard drive) is an emotional experience. I trust you gave her innerds a good christian burial!
But, how do you know the stargate doesn’t just transport you to another dimension that just happens to be exactly like Detroit. Look around. There may be some small difference somewhere. Like … I don’t know … In the Bizarro Detroit, maybe the Ford logo is purple or something.
GH:I embalmed the removed hard drive in an external USB cage, allowing me to interrogate its undead memories at my leisure. Call me a ghoul.
Arth:I did smell cinnemon.
Don’t pick on Tux.. He’s got nothing to do with this!
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