Aw… Lookit the baby…
The newest SafeTspawn, Riley Whited at the age of one month!
Everyone seems to like watching babies writhe around drunkenly, pooping in their clothes and sucking down bottles. I do it once and get a summons to appear. There is almost no justice in the universe.
Posted in Uncategorized by SafeTinspector on August 23rd, 2006 |
10 comments
Beautiful, Safe T. She and Sam are wee treats.
I’m going through a bit of a broody phase, especially as the girls are 4 and don’t need me as much…
(Aside) Sniff
I’m cooing at all things baby at the moment and dropping not too subtle hints so if the Problem Husband finds out I’ve being cooing over other bloggers’ babies too, he might unplug me. So to speak.
What is wrong with that child? Come on! All that lying around helpless n stuff.
At one month I’d just completed my first thesis [Causal Holism and Economic Methodology: Quine Revisited], made my third appearance on late night TV, and been busted with Eyvind Johnson doing Cocaine off the ass of Tabitha Stern.
I was a problem child.
Sam,PCB:He’d restrict your internet privileges for coveting other blogger’s babies? More importantly, you would accept such an restriction?!?
Rich:I’d read that thesis! Sounds like the perfect cure for constipation and/or insomnia. As for E. Johnson, the trick is all about the presence/non-presence of panties on said ass. There are sanitary concerns, after all.
Spitting image of the rileybot. But where’s the melon baller?
Its in the bassinet.
Of course not, SafeT. I am housewife with backbone, after all.
No, I just worry that if he should try to unplug me, it might lead to his having to endure great, gulping spasms of agony. And I really don’t want that to happen. I’ve grown quite fond of him see.
Can’t get my Closure right now because I want a good uninterrupted run to read it properly with a nice cuppa and a heavenly scone.
what a cutie!
it’s true, babies get the best of life… if they’re not sucking on bottles, they’re sucking on boobies.
and if they’re pissed orf, they can just wail. wouldn’t it be nice if grown-ups could express themselves that naturally… some arsehole in the office gives you shit, you get annoyed, and just start wailing. i would so love that!
Sam,PCB:Your so considerate of your husband’s bodily integrity. That’s touching.
Shoopska:I smell a YouTube video coming out of that!
seriously adorable. even on posts like this you crack me up!
Yes, Sam’s adorable. So’re you and ABC.
Trackbacks