It’s a Girl!!!
Born: 24, July 2006 12:26pm (-5GMT)
Stats: 8lbs (3.63kg), 20″ (51cm), Female
A Pulchritudinous Potent Potential Potentate
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I look so cool! I’m all pimped out in paper clothes! Time to go watch ‘em cut my wife open. I pooped my pants. My paper pants. |
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Posted in Uncategorized by SafeTinspector on July 25th, 2006 |
34 comments
Oh! what beautiful little girls you have! An absolutely gorgeous baby!
I have two daughters myself and it is wonderful! I wouldn’t have it any other way. Unless it was three little girls.
You looked tres chic in your scrubs by the way.
Tell your wife ‘Congratulations!’ from me. She looks fantastic for someone who has just gone through a c-section! Seriously! I am impressed.
Those pictures are so cool.
8lbs is a good size, but she looks sooo tiny or you have a really big head.
WooHoo!
Congratulations all round!!!
Look at those fat cheeks! Ahhh!
~ Your sister
Congratulations SafeT, mom, spawn#2, spawn#1. May your household be blessed with health wealth and happiness.
Joe
WELL DONE THAT MAN EXCLAMATION STOP AND GOOD WISHES TO THE WIFE STOP SHE DID HER BIT STOP
I WILL GO OUT NOW AND CELEBRATE STOP
REGARDS
AHK MAROON STOP
Robin sent me, so here I am! Congratulations on the new addition to your family. Those photos are wonderful, especially the one of the two sisters; Sam looks so happy!
Congratulations to all concerned, and welcome Riley. That “scrubs” picture should be your new ID pic on the site. Your non-resemblance to George Clooney is uncanny.
I love your comment that you are NOT going to eat her. It’s reassuring.
Maybe she’s crying because she already feels the weight of her destiny upon her. Like Luke Skywalker, he snivelled all the time.
Congrats, SafeT. What an adorable little poppet! Lucky you.
It’s a happy day, SafeT. Congratulations to you all and welcome to Miss Riley!
Best wishes to your wife.
Mate I’ll have a pint in your honour down the pub tonight. Congratulations to the whole family.
Congrats!
I’ll probably get smacked for saying this, but SafeTWife looks a lot like her mom.
-TQ
SafeT, no doubt you’ll have plenty more opportunities now to post blog entries, what with being woken at all hours of the night.
Congratulations, man.
Nice work! Congratulations!
My first pint today will be in your family’s honor.
Maybe the second or third, as well.
Oooohhh, congratulations to you and Missus Safety! I was out all day and on my way home I was wondering if there would be news…and lo, a beautiful girl! And your new baby is beautiful too. (all babies are scrummy, I jest I jest, but your eldest girl is such a cutie)
Well done and mucho kissies from here. XXXx- the last x is for the baby, she’s smaller.
Congratulations. I hope the pants didn’t suffer any permanent damage.
Fantastic to hear that everything went well and that you pooped your paper pants.
I love the expression on Sam’s face. Priceless.
Best wishes!
Congratulations on your new scale-model human!
She looks damp.
I ANSWER EVERY STINKIN’ ONE OF YOU SORRY LOT! (and love you all to death)
robin: yes, the two are beautiful. As the years go by I will find consolation in that fact as my life and masculinity are slowly drained from my body by the constant onslaught of estrogen in the Whited household.
Yes, Heather is recovering very well.
ltart:She is small. I have a big head. We meet in the middle.
Kim:Grazi, grazi!
Vicky: yes, and her aunt had some fat cheeks too.
Dr J McC: Thanks. And with you wishing it, it must certainly come to pass.
Dr M:HAVE CELEBRATIONS SUBSIDED QUESTION STOP WE WORRY ABOUT YOUR LIVER EXCLAMATION STOP
doow:If Robin sent you, then you are indeed welcome. Sam is happy! If she asks to hold the baby ONE MORE TIME….
d w-b:Hrm…. replace the yellow bot with a picture of me looking medicinal? Perhaps…perhaps…
kieran:My wife found it reassuring as well. She still looks at me suspiciously. As for sniveling, no SafeTspawn should look at their destiny with anything but stoic bloodthirstiness.
Sam, PCB:Thanks! Heather says, “Our Sam?” and I say, “No, a different Sam.”
meekon5:Make it two! Second one is on me, but I’ll have to owe you.
tomas:A bit, yes. But that’s OK. You are thousands of miles away, and smackage is difficult to do via electronic communications.
foot:I sleep so well I hardly notice it. Besides, the hallucinations are really interesting. I find I can’t wait to see what those blue striped beings with my beachtowels are going to be up to next.
andraste:You and Meekon5 should hook up. You could down a few gallons together and the collective kharma would send my family straight to the top.
fatmammycat:I shall hoard the kisses and distribute them as needed. Thanks.
arthbard:Alas and alac, the pants now have three large holes in them. Although, to be honest, it makes them much easier to wear, what with the big one just the right size for my torso, and the two matching small ones being perfect for my legs.
rich:Truly, the paper pants had it coming.
DC:Periodically, yes, there is dampage. But the trick is to use the next three years to train her to put the dampage in the proper receptacle. Funny to think we were all once damp in this very same way.
8 pounds is a good sized babe! she’s gorgeous! c-section babes are great! their heads don’t get all cone shaped!
Sam looks positively STOKED! that is an adorable photo of them.
congrats to you and your wife safet!
little riley looks very cute. and for a newborn, that’s saying something, cos normally they look just a bit alien…
so good work from the pair of you. all the best!
Congrats on the healthy baby.
Best to you and your family.
WOO HOOO ~ I’ll bet your wife is a LOT happier now, eh? Having gone through a few of those little dears myself, all I can say is ~ good job, girl, she looks like she is TOTALLY worth it!~ Of course, what child isn’t? They are the most precious little gifts from God, eh?
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Those babies are beautiful, ( they look like their momma!
And MrT, yah make a fine daddy
They look like their paternal Gramma, too ! Yes you and Heather did well. Ten fingers and ten toes. What more would you want?
Love ya all much.
Mama
totally amazing!! and so beautiful!
sam looks adorable i have always wanted a sister! she looks so happy. and your wife…what is it with the looking so fantastic after pushing out a watermelon thing????
congratulations!!
Sarah: Oh….she’s stoked. She’s stoked!
Brian:Thanks, man! If you ever come back to MI, I’ll invite you over to dinner and you can gaze at them in wide wonder.
RedHead: Yes, she’s worth it. But as we wake yet again, stagger into the babies room and do our p/m-aternal duties, we doubt momentarily. But how can you dislike that floppy headed little dear?
SueLou:I want one with lazer vision and levitation capabilities…
GusGreeper:She was under the influence of “duramorph” at the time of that photo. She is slightly less chipper now.
Been a while since I was last over, so I’m a bit late catching up. Congratulations!
All very cute mate, congrats…
I’m sorry to have gotten the news so late – But congratulations on being a Daddy: The Revenge!! Hope she’s settling in well, Mommy’s healing and you’re being the SuperDad Sam needs right now.
All of my freinds are having girls these days – it’s epidemic! I love the pink hue of the world today!
Hello Riley!!!
Joke:Hey, no problem! Any interest is flattering.
Dan:Yes, she’s adorable now….
lyvvie:Dunno about “superdad,” but Sam knows she’s still important. Hell, she knows she’s still destined to be the ruler of the free world!
So proud of both of you but, I really think the baby looks like her Daddy, like Sammy did when she was born, and look at her now! Beautiful family. Joe I knew you did good work, but Heather is the best System you ever worked on. She produces quit well. Love to you four! LaLa xxxxxxoooxxxooo
HI! Sammy, remember to help Mommy and don’t drop your sister too often.
Karol! Well, I agree with all that. Although Heather, as systems go, is pretty low-maintenance.
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