Why you should NEVER read my Blog
Looking for Closure? Part 20 was posted last week. What are you waiting for! Just read the testimonials!
- My eyes, Gail, they burn, why SafeT? Why? I’m only a child! -Rich
- For the love of God, man. Some people are in the habit of getting their story-time right before bed-time. -Sam, PCB
- The Macarena … Boba Fett … Traumatizing sexual encounters … Man, this story’s got everything. – ArthBard
- Makes me shudder and start hacking violently in involuntary allergic response just thinking about it. -Redhead83402
- I think you’d have to be into necrophillia -Kim Ayres
- I need a cold shower after that. -FootEater
Part 21 will be up later in the week, you’ve got time!
Posted in Uncategorized by SafeTinspector on June 20th, 2006 |
11 comments
Hi! I came over here tp answer since my blog is such a cluttered mess right now.
The room is done it’s something I did when I was heavey into pink & turquoise.
it’s in the bowels of the basement.
yes the handmaiden does remind me of those too.
I’m keeping her around because she disturbs people so much. kinda Ltarts evil deamom
And to think, all I ever had said about my stories is ‘You are a disgusting pervert, I hope you die from some hideously disfiguring anal disease’. Actually, no-one ever said that about a story I wrote. It’s usually said when I go to kiss a date goodbye at the door.
Oh well, your recommendations are the best!
I got a book entitled ‘Adverbs’ from the library the other day because of the review on the back. It said, “You will want to lick this book and sleep with it between your legs.” I have NEVER felt that way about a book before and couldn’t resist. I mean what self respecting book worm could resist that kind of review? Sadly, after 50 pages I can safely say that I don’t feel that way about that book either. Kind of disappointed…
l>t:It could only be worse if the fur were pubic.
Rich:I certainly felt that way about the poor vomit covered police horse! You are sick.
Robin:But…wouldn’t that stick to your thighs? I’ve never tried sticking a damp paperback between my legs before, but I can’t imagine any reaction to anything that would make me view this outcome as inevitable.
So…what was the book about?
I’ve taken your advice to heart, SafeT, and have stopped reading your blog. Kindly email me all future posts as they appear.
Hey, that’s a good idea. I think I’ll go figure out how to do that.
Even i will only go so far, unless tempted.
l>t:You speak of damp paperbacks?
SafeT; Mine aren’t damp, they are smok’n.
It’s my birthday. I have a question. come over & answer it & give me a thrill. >:-}
smoking blog… I don’t think I need enlarge on that. Well played
l>t:How’d your paperbacks end up smoking? Good old fasioned fascist book-burning?
gentelman-hobbs:Well, howdy! Thanks!msloqv
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