What follows is an actual email I received from on…
What follows is an actual email I received from one of my clients today:
Usually while I’m in Traffic, if a fellow Driver really pisses me off, I throw Offsite Tapes from the Tape Back up at them. Once I pinged a guy in a convertible. The Tape inadvertently ricocheted off the driver and into a Pick-Up Truck. The Pick-up had a Confederate flag so I don’t think the driver would be able to retrieve the data.I’m really glad you recommended the VXA Drive. Much larger tapes.
Posted in Uncategorized by SafeTinspector on June 9th, 2006 |
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Well, that is a funny e-mail. Almost as funny as the woman who e-mailed me to tell me what I should and should not include in my Shipping and Handling fee. By the way, have you visited my Blog to read my Birthday tribute to you my dear son? Love Ya Ma
Poops:YOu got it all wrong. In this case it would be mortgage records.
SueLou:OK, Mom, I’ll go and look!
You know, this really is the most amazing coincidence. I was driving along in my pickup truck the other day when I overtook this guy crawling along at 70 mph. He threw a VXA tape into the cab on to my lap. I couldn’t read what was on it, though.
does this have anything to do with the stolen tape dispenser on your desk?
Foot: Small world, eh? Yeah, that tape belongs to us. Could you de-gauss it for us? Thanks, that’s a dear. Its only natural for my client to mistake a union jack for a confederate flag…
jagd:No, that was scotch tape, this is data tape. The two are completely inappropriate for eachother’s tasks.
Confederate Guy probably unreeled the tape and used it to scare birds off his cotton crop.
Or maybe he cut it into convenient lengths and used it for hanging sheets of newspaper in his outdoor privy.
Here in Detroit our rednecks are so advanced that they not only have indoor plumbing, but many have mastered the art of using foodstamps to acquire toilette paper.
The tape would probably be enthusiastically shoved head-first into an 8-track player in the hopes that it might be a Lynerd Skynerd greatest hits compilation.
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