A Special Birthday Card
(my birthday was on the 7th of June)
| My baby sister (right), currently away at college, sent me this wonderful customized Disney birthday card. She may look blind (at the DMV you can get special “Hero” cards just for showing up with a major handicap or retardation. These are good towards purchase of a small gold painted plastic hero medallion and %10 off at the Swedish buffet), but she’s not; this picture of her mid-blink was simply the most unflattering image of her I could find on my computer. Take that, Vicky! |
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Oh, the birthday card! Here it is:
Posted in Uncategorized by SafeTinspector on June 20th, 2006 |
15 comments
I think I’m in love with you, Britney.
I’ve always tended toward the hirsute women (shit, I’m a cat for cripes sake.)
Your sister looks totally hot, SafeT. What’s her phone num- oh, hang on, I’m soon to be married.
She’s a cutie & the card is really clever. She must take after you in the clever department.
That’s funny. And she is a cutie if that’s the most unflattering picture you have of her.
But, wait, did Footie just say he was engaged? Has he been all along? Is this new gossip or old news? I didn’t know. Congrats. Footie!
Admiral:That is, I think, Cinderella. Her real name may, indeed, be Britney.
Foot:She is quite beautiful, and engaged to a strapping young Airforce man. Hey, you both have something in common!
l>t:I would say we both take after our mother and grandfather!
sam:See my response to Foot. Oh, and you’re right! I don’t remember Foot ever mentioning that before!
That must be the single greatest birthday card, ever …
… I want one.
So, Arthbard, what’s your birthday?
I was just over at your moms blog, and yer grannys’ pretty hot too. I dunno why yer Mom’s always apologising for your genes.
Jagd:It’s because she and I both have a weight problem. Her more than me, but she also has 2.5 decades on me.
So, do you think you’d be at all uncomfortable if I came to the states, stayed with you, broke up your sisters engagement and had a torrid affair with her, her ex-fiance and, and how good looking is your wife? I mean, don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t treat any of them of them right, but at least it’d be a story to tell.
My wife is beautiful and 8 months pregnant. As for getting a good roll in the hay with Vicky and Brett, well, they’re adults and I’ll not judge!
“Uh, huh huh, uh, hey baby.”
Butthead, 1995
Cute and smart. Your Sister’s a looker too. Gives me ideas for the X-mas cards this year.
Sanford! How the hell are you, man? Its been MONTHS. Yeah, Beavis would say that. But, if you figure he was 15 in 1993, he’d be gettin close to 30 years old now.
I wonder where the real Beavis would be….
Lyvvie:yes, Vicky is a bright one. I kinda think I’d like to do something like this, too… but then I’d be guilty of being derivative.
Really, I can explain. Check your e-mail for details.
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