Hasselhoff Alert!
I’m not much of an American Idol fan (for those of you in the U.K., “Pop Idol”) but–and this is a big but, folks–my wife is a fan. Wither thou goest, bonny Heather, there goest I.
Tonight was, of course, the season finale in which this year’s model is unveiled to the delight of both consumers and the proud design engineers alike. Do I care that Taylor Hicks won? Nah, not really.
So what makes me write? I’ll tell you.
After the winner was announced the cameras cut away to quickly accumulate a montage of crowd reaction shots. The camera man (or woman, as the case may be) knew their job well; they quickly and efficiently picked out celebrity supplicants for close-ups and adulation.
To my shock and absolute delight there appeared the actual David Hasselhoff!
To make it a completely perfect and literally orgasmic experience (I can only assume this goo came from me) the Hasselhoff was… yes… he was CRYING!
This was worth the entire two tired hours of rehashed pop music.
Hasselhoff, moved to tears by the results of a televised singing competition in which the winner’s most memorable moment was a spirited rendition of “Play That Funky Music, White Boy.”
Good Lord I love modern entertainment.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! oh god, too funny.
He’s big in Germany. But then, so was Himmler. The second picture has a Mrs Doubtfire thing going.
Trans:Me and Heather rewound and watched it six or seven times, laughing every damn time.
Dr M:The second picture was taken off of my TV.
Another one of televisons finest moments. barf!
The Hoffmister… woo hoo…
Oh, the shame, the shame!
Woow what a great pic with the pups…LOL
Did you say something about American Idol??
l>t:It will go down in my book of seminal moments in my life, righ alongside the loss of my virginity, my wedding and the birth of my daughter.
Dan:So you are a fan, then? I know him by his real name, Micheal Knight.
Shebah:I think its sweet, really.
Lori:yeah! The puppies sing great!
Just what I needed to see. David Hasselhoff in a three-way with two puppies.
I think I just threw up a little, I can taste it.
i know this is off topic but does SafeT live in OOT-IKKER, UT-ikker, or Aah-tica? Pronunciation difficulties you see.
Some vernacularisms would be helpful…goddam these beer
Arth:It isn’t about you. This is about David. David needed you to see him in a three way with two puppies.
Rich:Mmmmmm…..vurpage.
Jagd: YOU- tih - kah
HAH! Some fools call television the vast wasteland. Goes to show you how much they know.
Oops, gotta run. Dr. Phil is on.
You lot are such philistines. David Hasselhoff rocks, as did Knight Rider (’…in a world of men who operate… ABOVE the law’. How cool is that?)
Anyone see the cover of his Night Rocker album? He’s dressed in leathers, wielding a guitar and standing on the hood of
KITT. Pure class.
If you get bored with hasselhoff, come over to my blog & play my game.
poops: I agree. Vast!
Foot: I haven’t seen it, nor have I heard any of his German pop stylings. I feel as if my cultural life has been sadly neglected.
l>t: I’ll have to stop on by tonight. Yesterday was lost to a migraine. No fun, man.
u write well!
love the pic…
Can you post something new now? I’m starting to feel ill. Those dogs you know?
Brood Mode:Thank U! The pic loves U 2.
Jagd:Will a new Closure episode be alright? That’s the next thing on the docket. Should be up by tomorrow morning.
really! I can’t look at him again I’ll go blind.
Aww… Hasselhoff is gettin’ no love from the peeps today.
i did see this HERE the other day but did not have time to comment…
fuck you are like the funniet dude EVER.
and it was SO funny seeing baywatch cry AND believe it or NOT it is ADAM that is the idol fan i watch cause HE watches.
So…did Adam favor Taylor?
More importantly, did he cry?
Simon Cowell, the man who turned falling upwards in the music business into art.
The joke’s on you, ‘Merica.
Oh, my aching sides!
“falling upwards”?
Please, explain?
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