A Tiny Mixture

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1. SafeTinspector Said,

   Did you scroll down and check out Part 13? No? Why not?

2. Dan Said,

   I didn’t feel like it…

3. The Boy Said,

   I’ve been looking for those nuts everywhere. You took them on the last tour, didn’t you. I told you not to touch anything, didn’t I?

   Handsome devil.

4. gusgreeper Said,

   PENIS-NUTS???

   i like these photos you look handsome and fun!! :0)

5. sarah Said,

   that, is hilarious.

   nice nuts. they look more like pistachios though, rather than mixed.

6. SafeTinspector Said,

   Dan: Fair enough!

   Admiral: I am always careful not to show the huge bald spot or gargantuan ass in my internet photos.

   Gus:NO! Just…nuts. And I am fun! Or, at least, I hope I am. As for handsome, see my answer to the admiral.

   Sarah:OK, you cought me. Here’s how it went down:
   11:00pm-had idea for joke

   11:03pm-Typed up joke. Found old picture of me acting sad. Realized I had no pictures of me holdnig nuts.

   11:08pm-After a frantic search, found a container of pistachios.

   11:10pm-Found my phone, posed for and took picture of myself with nuts.

   11:18pm-completed posting joke, hoped NO ONE would NOTICE that it isn’t mixed nuts in the photo.

   Thanks to you, my whole joke is intellectually dishonest!

7. Sarah Said,

   it was still funny..

   but anyway, are you going to PODcast all of your Closure series??

8. Jagd Kunst Said,

   I only read closure in 5 part sessions, so I’m waiting for part 15 before I read part 13. Very nice joke. I made $500 dollars last week from making jokes. All I had to do was enter my zip…

9. SafeTinspector Said,

   Sarah:You must be prescient! I just now posted a podcast of part 2. I’ll probably post them as often as I post new parts.

   Jagd:Why in 5’s? Not that I mind, just curious.

10. Binty McShae Said,

    I grinned…!

11. SafeTinspector Said,

    Binty:I count that as VICTORY!

12. Jagd Kunst Said,

    Because I like to serialise others serials

13. SafeTinspector Said,

    Oh… ok.

14. The Boy Said,

    You know, SafeT, the more I look at your “nut” photo, the funnier it gets. I picture you standing there, posing for your cell phone. Would have scared the [censored] out of you if it’d rung just then, wouldn’t it have.

    One question: Are ever afraid that your mug will freeze like that in real life? I have a strong suspicion people would . . . laugh at you.

15. SafeTinspector Said,

    I use that cell camera a helluva lot. It would only surprise me if it started talking to me in the voice of Antonio Bandaras.
    As for freezing in that grin:My face is quite elastic. And…what the hell are you talkin’ about? People laugh at me now!

16. Sam, Problem-Child-Bride Said,

    Good shot! There is nothing like a shot of a man presenting his nuts to the world.

17. SafeTinspector Said,

    Like a pool player, I play with my balls out.