A Tiny Mixture
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I’m having mixed feelings. I mean nuts. Sorry, my mistake. I’m having mixed nuts. |
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Posted in Uncategorized by SafeTinspector on April 23rd, 2006 |
17 comments
Did you scroll down and check out Part 13? No? Why not?
I didn’t feel like it…
I’ve been looking for those nuts everywhere. You took them on the last tour, didn’t you. I told you not to touch anything, didn’t I?
Handsome devil.
PENIS-NUTS???
i like these photos you look handsome and fun!! :0)
that, is hilarious.
nice nuts. they look more like pistachios though, rather than mixed.
Dan: Fair enough!
Admiral: I am always careful not to show the huge bald spot or gargantuan ass in my internet photos.
Gus:NO! Just…nuts. And I am fun! Or, at least, I hope I am. As for handsome, see my answer to the admiral.
Sarah:OK, you cought me. Here’s how it went down:
11:00pm-had idea for joke
11:03pm-Typed up joke. Found old picture of me acting sad. Realized I had no pictures of me holdnig nuts.
11:08pm-After a frantic search, found a container of pistachios.
11:10pm-Found my phone, posed for and took picture of myself with nuts.
11:18pm-completed posting joke, hoped NO ONE would NOTICE that it isn’t mixed nuts in the photo.
Thanks to you, my whole joke is intellectually dishonest!
it was still funny..
but anyway, are you going to PODcast all of your Closure series??
I only read closure in 5 part sessions, so I’m waiting for part 15 before I read part 13. Very nice joke. I made $500 dollars last week from making jokes. All I had to do was enter my zip…
Sarah:You must be prescient! I just now posted a podcast of part 2. I’ll probably post them as often as I post new parts.
Jagd:Why in 5′s? Not that I mind, just curious.
I grinned…!
Binty:I count that as VICTORY!
Because I like to serialise others serials
Oh… ok.
You know, SafeT, the more I look at your “nut” photo, the funnier it gets. I picture you standing there, posing for your cell phone. Would have scared the [censored] out of you if it’d rung just then, wouldn’t it have.
One question: Are ever afraid that your mug will freeze like that in real life? I have a strong suspicion people would . . . laugh at you.
I use that cell camera a helluva lot. It would only surprise me if it started talking to me in the voice of Antonio Bandaras.
As for freezing in that grin:My face is quite elastic. And…what the hell are you talkin’ about? People laugh at me now!
Good shot! There is nothing like a shot of a man presenting his nuts to the world.
Like a pool player, I play with my balls out.
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