I’ve posted the final edits to episode 7. I felt there were some awkward spots, and I’ve smoothed them out. No real substantive changes, so you needn’t read it again unless you were disappointed. In that case, you should read it over and over again until you begin to hate me and everything I stand for.

    Episode 8 will be up tomorrow morning, barring unforseen circumstances.

I leave you with the following anecdote:
    On Sunday we were visiting my mother. As I was in the office, Samantha ran in and asked gramma excitedly, “Can I have one of your chicken cookies?”

    No, Sam, we don’t normally call these delectible marshmallow treats ‘chicken cookies’.