No Dick Joke Here
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I’m not going to waste your time with a joke about Dick Cheney’s recent hunting trip.
I’m sure the fellow is embarrassed enough. |
| I would just like to take this opportunity to point out to Vice President Cheney that it is possible for player two to control the ducks during gameplay to enhance the challenge of this fine hunting pastime. |  |
Eddie the Eagle says, click the pictures!
…he also says to read my Olypic Extravaganza below!
Posted in Uncategorized by SafeTinspector on February 13th, 2006 |
9 comments
i remember that duck hunt game. i always wanted to shoot the dog for laughing at me. bastard.
i couldn’t give a toss about the olympics.
But… but… I was funny talking about the Olympics! Read it anyway, why don’t ya?
This whole Cheney shooting an old man in the face with a shotgun thing is such great fodder for comedy, it’s almost too much to take on… but not quite…
So what we learn from all this? It am toss up. Either:
1) Always know where muzzle of gun am pointed and where other hunters am at all times…
OR
2) When he have gun, NEVER tell Cheney war might have been bad idea.
Something I saw somewhere else “Ted Kennedy’s car killed more people than Dick Cheney’s gun.”
Not *exactly* sure how it fits here, but somehow, it does.
lindyk:That’s why I’m avoiding it. What can I add? Other than a gaming tip for the Vice President.
monstee:*groan*!
michelle:Could be that it fits, but unloading buckshot into a 78 year old republican lawyer is hilarious, whereas a forty-year old story about Kennedy’s car wreck just isn’t anymore. I think the right-wing needs to freshen its material.
I never knew you could control the ducks! I suppose I was simply blinded by rage after not being able to shoot that damned giggling dog.
Gods, I hated Duck Hunt.
The comedic possibilities are too perfect (apart from the whole guy getting shot in the face thing, but he was lawyer so it’s okay). So, I’m not buying the whole accident story. No, I’m convinced Cheney just saw the same celebrities being ridiculed for the same reasons on late night tv for so long that he decided someone had to give the hosts some new material.
Yes, that’s it. All for the good of the country.
DC: Yep. Your friend can torment you with the ducks.
arthbard:Hi! Welcome to SafeTinspector. So it was Cheney looking to spice up the evening monologues and refocus their attention to where it belongs: on Dick Cheney?
…..sounds as good a theory as any!
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