Skatalogical Alert!!
I said, “I love everything in this house!”
To which she replied, “Do you love your own ass-hole?”
I thought about this a moment.
….hmmm…….
”Yes. It does an admirable job of holding in the contents of my bowels until I’m good and ready to be rid of it, and that’s something to be devoutly thankful for.”
Her reply, “You’re such a dork.”
Posted in Uncategorized by SafeTinspector on November 20th, 2005 |
14 comments
Wow, very nice comment on the merits of your butt
Suzie:I… I’m not sure about Martyn! But you’re welcome, of course!
Nikki:My butt-HOLE to be precise.
I feel the same way every time I complete the “elimination process.”
true dork reply.
i love it. very smart.
Yes and it was a very expensive ass hole too!
mpltx
you’re absolutely right safet.
arse/ass holes are something to be grateful for. and i don’t think they get the recognition they deserve… so you’ve done well to redress that (am not sure if that’s a word – redress? – but you know what i mean!)
Aaah wise words indeed my friend.
Where would we be without the bottom ? There’s a question to ponder.
im getting surgery on mine soon we do not get along.
Jen: Its healthy, and relieving. There’s much in life that could be worse.
Sarah: Fine, take HER side! And….I would never EVER apply Vicks to an exposed membrane. Ew.
Sue Lou: I thought it came along with the rest of the equipment?
shoopska:I redress every time I pull up my pants. Think about it.
Martyn:Oh, I agree. (nodding)
Gus:Oh…. sorry to hear that. Ask for pictures!
she knows you’re a dork and loves you anyways, you’re a lucky man
lol too funny son!
ray ray:My wife, the dork lover.
candi:thanks! Your blog back up yet?
i will or at least after ones.
gusgreeper: how will you keep track of the changes to your sphyncter if you don’t get a before shot? The best part of those home improvement shows are when they show the before and after!
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