Archive for November, 2005
Skatalogical Alert!!
Posted on November 20, 2005
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I said, “I love everything in this house!”
To which she replied, “Do you love your own ass-hole?”
I thought about this a moment.
….hmmm…….
”Yes. It does an admirable job of holding in the contents of my bowels until I’m good and ready to be rid of it, and that’s something to be devoutly thankful for.”
Her reply, “You’re such a dork.”
33 Year Old Man plays DDR
Posted on November 20, 2005
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I have been told these are funny videos.
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I’ve mentioned, in passing, my DDR addiction. Pardon the messiness of my rec room and click on the images to download the dorky videos. They are ‘.MP4′ format and will play in the latest QuickTime viewer. Right-click and save the file before playing it. |
| I had been 33 years old for one month when I started doing this silly game. I’m pretty late to it, so I may never get much better. Note the slippers and white socks. |  |
Uh….
Posted on November 18, 2005
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I have tried, once, to use a garbage bag filled with styrofoam packing peanuts. If coupled with some shabby clothes and 48 hours sans soap, it becomes an effective “stealth” laptop bag.
Falling in Michigan
Posted on November 17, 2005
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I don’t know why, but I love dreary weather. Further, I like simulated desolation, like the kind pictured above. This is a photo of a street in my neighborhood, early morning after a night of rain. I feel as if, for the moment, I am the only one here.
I drive slowly, with my radio off and my windows rolled down, so I can smell the sweet smell of leaves returning to soil and hear their rustling, restless movement from yard to street to neighbor’s yard. D to B-storm coming: Decidedly desolate desiduous trees bare their branches before me. Fallen in fall my fortune and time, engine rumbling quitly to itself as each corner passes handlengths away and recedes in the mirror that I should be using more often. Isn’t that always the way of Things? |
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Oh, and I passed another test.
I promise to be funny tomorrow.
A new SafeT’une is here…
Posted on November 13, 2005
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I know, long time no post. Nutso hours as the Ypsilanti (city between Ann Arbor and Detroit) project is in progress and many elements have not gone smoothly.
Here is the musical product. Please click to listen to the Damn Bells… or don’t. It came out well, and is another of my completely improvised pieces. Click on the CD: 
The picture shown here is of a tunnel which connects various facilities within the Ypsilanti Community Utilities Authority Waste Water Treatment Plant, where I spent far too much time in the last two days. Click on the pic to enlarge it.
