180 Posts ~ I can’t Believe it’s not Better!
That’s right, people, the SafeTinspector Main Blog is now 180 posts old, and snow is once again a facet of my Detroit existance.
I have a question to ask you, but first some exposition:
I have had more than one person tell me that I should write for myself first, and not for others. “You should write for you!” is a direct quote one person sent me from their head and fingers one evening. I accepted the quote but not the meaning.
That is, I write for you. Yeah, I enjoy it, but my purpose on the main blog is to
- Make other people laugh
- Improve my humor writing
So here are the questions:
- What is working and what isn’t working?
- Is there an aspect of the writing on this blog you wish were played down?
- Is there an aspect you would rather see more of?
- Is there a kind of SafeT writing you like better than others?
I would absolutely love you if you gave examples as well. In fact, I would go so far as to promise I will call your name out the next time I’m making love*. Optionally I can simply dedicate my next bodily function to you.**
i think your screen plays are very funny. i would like to see more of them. played down? how do you play down funny? and why the hell would you want to?!?! i enjoy the fact that you can go into a long drawn out hilarious bit of prose, to make a point. i think that’s probably what keeps me coming back here, actually.
oh.. no need to call my name out the next time you make love to your wife. the thought of a man making any noise during sex.. is a complete turn off.
josh wants to know if you are a megaman fan? b.t.w. he’s a silent lover. HA!
oh.. with the exception of gasps and very light groans.. of course.
tmi.. tmi.
Do what you FEEL!!!(smiling)
Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family, wishing you guys a wonderful holiday!!
Stay WARM….
Well, if you’re not prepared to shout out my name next time you’re making love to your mom, then I don’t know whether I’m prepared to make further comment about your blog.
wow ~ Mrs T must be a VERY INDULGING woman!, or perhaps she has set aside a certain day for your ~calling out~,
Or perhaps she simply does not care WHAT you call out, so long as you DO call out ~
And Sarah ~ why silent??
I must admit I find feedback ENORMOUSLY Engaging! While shreiks, gasps, moans & groans are more my department, I must admit a fine calling-out from time to time is MOST rewarding!
tmi…. nevertheless….
hmmm…blyyabiy~interesting verification, could almost be mistaken for blabby…how apropo
oops~ almost forgot to add ~ Mr T ~ your posts are YOU, why change them any? Dorky, dweeby, hilarious, serious, technical, grumpy, funny, whatever ~ who cares, it is you, and that’s what makes it fun to read.
Good writing engages the reader, regardless of content. Which yours does, so no worries, eh?
I find you dull and boring.. thats why I check this blog every day to ensure I do not become like you.
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Well there is some truth in that, it is that I look at your blog to make sure I’m not becoming dull and boring. I need to be more inspired in my own blog.
Sarah: I love the 8-bit Megaman games (from which the hard-hat guy in my logo was finched), and I loved Megaman Legends and Misadventures of Tron Bonne. Such video game bliss. *sigh* I am not quiet, but I tend not to speak words. Chuckles and moans, groans and sighs, yes. So….chalk one up for overly elaborate fancy-talk.
Suzie:I just finished shovelling and raking (I was hoping to have more time to rake before snow-fall, but…) so I’ve got a cold ass. But the coffee is seeping in.
El B: I said, “unless you are my Mom.” Ick. What you limeys consider acceptable is disgusting!
redhead: Heather, once told WHY I was calling out “Sarah!” and “El Barbudo!” would laugh and remind me I’m a dork. There’s always plenty of laughter in my bedroom anyway. Sex should be, first and foremost, fun. I’m not into simulated menace or drama in bed…. And thanks for the compliment!
Dan:Did I ever tell you that I find your manly mane of chest hair incredibly exciting?
You are the Safe Tdude!!! Please don’t play down anything.
And the thought of someone (anyone) calling out my pen name while making love…interesting.
You know..I get that alot.. mainly from blokes.. odd.
When you are talking about your day to day life, your personal view on things or when you just letting something flow out and being silly and you are having fun with what ever it is you are doing I can reallt notice the difference and it is so much better. If you could dedicate a hiccup or perhaps a riotous sneeze to me I would appreciate it.
I wouldn’t change a thing….I never know what I’m going to read over here….So that keeps me coming back!!!
Congrads on 180!!!
I found this while rummaging over at that Mr Gorilla’s bit the other day
Oops. Wrong end of the blog…
# posted by SafeTinspector : Wednesday, November 02, 2005
I find that funny. I would prefer if you didn’t call out my name…at any time, thank you.
redhead83402: you know.. i thought i would enjoy it more.. but when i was with a man that at every turn.. made some sort of groan or shouted out.. i found it rather annoying. i find that the firm grasp and the sharp intake of breath is more of a turn on for me.
different strokes for different folks. :o) quite literally here..
Do what you want and not what others want
*Strips naked* Cos I WANT to. LOL!
I agree about men making noises whilst shagging is totally offputting and I find great glee in outing The Italian for making strange noises, which, unfortunately, me being somewhat of a twat and wanting to be totally accepted, I also mimiced. So there we were, always doing these silly ‘uuuuh uuuuuh yooooo wwwwww uuuuuuuuu yoooowwwwwwww’ moans before and during’
God, why won’t a nice man come and marry me now.
Your top five posts, in my mind, in random order (in John Cusack of High Fidelity mode) in case you believe good history can make for gooder future posts, in that case:
Norma Shearer and The Code
Her Love is Real, Though She is Not
The GAP and Pavlov
Application For Gainful Employment
Making Our Descent
My suggestion…
You shoulda skipped this post and wrote me a funny!
I need some similar advice…
Do I have to do all that homework? Can’t you just call out my name for the fun of it??
Vicky:Well, thanks for the input, and your pen name is now a sexually explicit interjection in my house…. Well, its on the list for future use, anyway.
Dan:Yet you continue to taunt us with your beautiful curly chest.
robin:Input appreciated. You are on the bodily function dedication list.
lori:Thanks! So…is that a bodily function or name-called-out-during-sex? You know that the latter is the default option.
Dr. Maroon:I’ll make that the title of my next post. And, rest assured, you are on the bodily function dedication list. No nookie for you.
RHSP:See, the thing is, I have a decently wide range of things I want to do, and a limited time to do it. So I am trying to get suggestions as to which of the things I want to do which line up with what others want to read!
Veach:Thank you, thank you. And your name is particularly appropriate as a sexual exclamatory. Almost sounds like a sexually oriented verb anyway. And, what with the vulva cascade you did a few weeks ago…
Candi:I will, I will!
kari:Sorry. BUt, yes. I have a long list of people who need to have their names yelled out during sex, and I can’t just add you to it without some justification. If you want, I could add you to the bodily function dedication list.
I almost forgot fishinjapan!
Here’s my cornpone wisdom of the day: Only when you realise you DON’T need someone else to help validate your life will you find a person with whom you will validate life in general.
…I think.
I thought I left a comment on this post a couple of days ago, but it is not here. What happened?
What worked for me?
I enjoyed the weird stuff best, and the humour in “Oops. Wrong end of the blog… ” Thanks.
robmcj:come back! Read my old stuff! Read…this! Right here! Look, more letters!
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